Pioneering the Future of Doing Absolutely Nothing
We believe our groundbreaking lack of effort will eventually lead to DNAI (Doing Nothing Artificial Intelligence), a system that spectacularly fails to solve even the simplest of human problems. Our mission? To become filthy rich while delivering nothing of value.
Focus Areas
Our "research" focuses on creating generative models using a technology called "deep learning" (or at least, pretending to). Instead of training systems to perform tasks, we’ve mastered the art of making them look busy while accomplishing absolutely nothing.
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Our text models are revolutionary tools that generate nonsense, classify gibberish, and summarize absolutely nothing with a level of incoherence and inaccuracy that will leave you in awe.
Maybe you won’t love our work...
our crowning achievement - Version 0.9: Halfwit - or even our sense of humor.
Maybe this just isn’t meant to be.
And that’s okay.
Let’s not make it awkward. Just...
and we’ll part ways as friends!